Pontefract's Page

12:17pm: Home again
Liverpool, how I love you so,
With friends that will always be there for ya.
To talk of cars, and of life, and guitars,
And of tropical fish and aquaria.

- The Pontefract Poet, 2004

Back from an interesting few days on the west coast.

Many thanks to Su, Eleanor, Dave and Joanne for food, lodgings, encouragment and general good vibes.

I may be back soon - we shall see.

1:50pm: Music programmes
This link is purely for rfbooth: Hacking Perl in nightclubs

1:53pm: Oh... crap
Not good: Half-Life 2 held hostage?

2:10pm: Beautiful
"I'm studying at Warwick University in the UK, and I had just finished my Computer Science finals (I'm going on to do a PhD in Edinburgh next year). I went out and got drunk, had a nice lie in and bought a couple of new games in town, but I just didn't feel totally liberated.

So I decided to build an enormous f*****g sandwich. Inside this affront to God would be an enchilada, some garlic mushrooms, burgers, sausages, assloads of cheese and some good old HP sauce. I put in a bit of salad as well to even out the bad stuff..."

Laydeez an gennlemen: The 8500 calorie manwich